They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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