So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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