this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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