you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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