My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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