his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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