maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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