garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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