Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Dick very happy bro
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
