I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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