i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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