ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So many bounce houses so little time
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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