You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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