Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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