okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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