billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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