so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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