Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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