I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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