i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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