i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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