All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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