Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Bring me that man meat
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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