how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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