How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
