Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Welp...herpes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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