Pappa wants mamma naked
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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