Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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