I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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