I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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