On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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