I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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