No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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