And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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