You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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