I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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