His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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