How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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