i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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