how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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