wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
