How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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