Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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