That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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