i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
