I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This is my gift to your gina
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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