I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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