CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it was like eating out sand paper
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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