Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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