That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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